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Efter en fantastisk insats mot Barcelona är vi äntligen klara för Champions League finalen som spelas den 21 Maj i Moskva. Alla var absolut magnifika igår kväll bl.a. Wes Brown, Rio Ferdinand, Carlos Tévez och Ji-Sung Park men den biggest of them all heter väl endå Paul Scholes. Han såg själv till att inte missa finalen den här gången med ett fantastiskt mål i början av matchen. Det var endast en sak som jag blev att fundera över efter matchen, hur många kilometer sprang Ji-Sung Park under matchen?

1) The ball always travels faster than the player, unless the player is Ji Sung Park.

2) The New York Marathon was cancelled. They couldn't find roads long enough to tire Ji Sung Park.

3) People think God is omnipresent. Wrong. That's Ji Sung Park.

4) Only one person in the world could get off the bus in the movie "Speed". Yes, you guessed it right. Ji Sung Park.

5) Park never passed his driving license exam. He couldn't understand the 'Slow down' and 'Stop' signs.

6) Park lives in two modes. Run and run.

7) The time machine was born some 20 odd years ago in the far east. Its parents named it Ji Sung Park.

8) Human beings have 2 lungs and a heart. Ji Sung Park has 8 and 4 respectively.

9) Marcus Tulious Cicero said, "It is not by muscle, speed, or physical dexterity that great things are achieved". He never knew Ji Sung Park.

10) Asafa Powell is the fastest man on the planet. Ji Sung Park was disqualified for recording negative time.

May you keep running in those shades of red, white and black forever...

Follow, follow, follow
cause United are going to Moscow
There'll be thousands of Reds,
we'll be pissed out our heads
cause United are going to Moscow